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Monday, February 24, 2025

Rangers, Regulators, and the Reality of Government Cuts

Like most folks, I’m still trying to untangle the hot mess Trump dumped on federal agencies in his first month. His shoot-first, aim-never approach led to thousands of park and forest rangers getting the boot, leaving our public lands like an understaffed ghost town. The public hollered, and lo and behold, the administration scrambled to backtrack, promising to beef up seasonal hires for summer. That’s like patching a leaky roof with duct tape—better than nothing, but not exactly a fix. Full-time rangers know these lands like their own backyard, and without them, our most sacred places are about as protected as a picnic sandwich in a bear’s den.

But while the Rangers are getting some love, plenty of other federal workers are getting tossed aside like last week’s leftovers. And oddly enough, a lot of folks seem OK with that. Why? Why do some people rally for park rangers but pop the champagne when other government employees get the axe?

I’ve clocked time at the National Park Service and the U.S. Forest Service, so I’ve seen firsthand how most folks have no clue how much government workers do to keep their lives humming along. 

Heck, even a simple grocery run is made safer, cheaper, and smoother, thanks to federal employees.

Take the drive to the store made safer by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA). These folks set the rules that make sure your car doesn’t become a rolling death trap. Thanks to seatbelt regulations that went into effect in 1968, nearly a million lives have been saved. In 2019 alone, seatbelts kept about 40,000 folks from meeting an untimely demise. Source: NHTSA

Then there’s the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA), which makes sure that pound of ground beef in your cart isn’t teeming with something that’ll send you sprinting to the bathroom—or worse, the hospital. Their inspections prevent an estimated 25,000 cases of foodborne illness every year. Source: USDA

And if you’ve ever enjoyed a tuna sandwich without feeling guilty about flippered friends getting caught in the crossfire, you can thank the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA). Before they stepped in, tuna fishing was a dolphin massacre, with about six million dolphins meeting their untimely end between 1959 and 1976. Thanks to NOAA’s enforcement of dolphin-safe fishing rules, dolphin deaths have plummeted by 99%. Source: NOAA & Save Dolphins

Even that glass of water you just sipped at the drinking fountain is safer, thanks to the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA). They make sure your tap water isn’t a toxic cocktail of lead and mystery chemicals. Before these standards, waterborne diseases like cholera and typhoid ran rampant. Now? They’re about as rare as a politician who keeps their campaign promises. Source: EPA & CDC

And if you’ve noticed that your local Kroger or Albertsons didn’t morph into an overpriced monopoly, you can thank the Federal Trade Commission (FTC). They stepped in and blocked the merger, saving shoppers from skyrocketing grocery prices and keeping stores from shuttering faster than a lemonade stand in a thunderstorm. Source: FTC

These are just a handful of the ways federal employees work behind the scenes to keep life rolling along smoothly. Sure, we all love the idea of rugged individualism, but let’s be real—no amount of grit, elbow grease, or home remedy wisdom will inspect your food, keep your water clean, or ensure your seatbelt works. We need these folks.

But Trump’s administration didn’t see it that way. In his first four weeks, he sent thousands of these workers packing. Source: Yahoo News. He sold it as a way to cut waste and save taxpayer dollars, but let’s be honest—gutting safety, health, and consumer protections isn’t exactly a bargain.

So next time someone gripes about “big government,” remind them that it’s government workers who keep their car from crumpling like a tin can, their burger from becoming a biohazard, their water from glowing in the dark, and their grocery bill from doubling overnight. Because without them, we’d all be in for one helluva rough ride.

In addition, here are five simple things concerned citizens can do to voice opposition to executive overreach. 

  • Contact Your Elected Officials: Write letters, send emails, or call your local representatives to express your concerns about executive overreach and request accountability.
  • Participate in Peaceful Protests: Join or organize demonstrations and rallies to publicly show your opposition and rally like-minded citizens.
  • Leverage Social Media Platforms: Use online platforms to share your views, engage in discussions, and mobilize support around the issue.
  • Support Advocacy and Legal Organizations: Contribute to or volunteer with groups that work on government accountability and constitutional rights to help push for legal challenges and reforms.
  • Engage in Public Forums and Community Meetings: Attend town halls or organize community discussions to debate these issues and ensure public voices are heard at all levels of government.
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